CRASH BOOM BANG "help help help" BUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDA, VERWANDEL, CRASH BOOM BANG "ick bin ein berliner!" mmmm DONUTS. AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH, "the end of the world as we know it" BIG GUN, BIGGER GUN, BIGGEST GUN BUDDABUDDABUDDA SCREEEEEEEEECH. "story? why do we need a story??" EXPLOSIONS, MORE EXPLOSIONS, BIGGER EXPLOSIONS. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM "i make movies for 12 year olds, dumb 12 year olds who will die in wars we don't need" SWISH SWISH TRANSFORM TRANbadcutSFORM MORPH MORPH BOObadcutOM BOOOOM BOOOOM "i'm angry AAAANGRYYYYYYY! RAAAAHRG" bla blaBAAAAANG DRIVE DRIVE FLYYYYYYYY BUWAAAAAAAAGAAAAH "let's move planets, enslave people" WHEEEEEEEE! bad cut another bad cut and another bad cut and WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON????? RHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CRASH BOOOOOOM BOOM BANG AND MORE CGI STILL NOT ENOUGH, MORE CGI MORE MORE MORE MORE BUWAHAHAHAHA CGI CGIIIIII WHEEEEEEbadcutEEEEEEE cutcutcutcutcutcut 3D-EFFECT JUST TO SHOW THAT IT'S 3D SUNFLARE=WORST 3D EVER "who cares???" BUDDABUDDABUDDA RHAAAAARGHL BLÖLLLLLAKKKKEEEEPHAAAAAAAAAAA "oh look, another catastrophy made it into the film" FAKECHALLENGEREXPLOSION dead dead dead NOOOO live live live CRAAAAAAAAAASH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BAAAAAAAANG
happyend
worst film 2011.
